So I'm Doing This Now
A soft launch into my chaotic life, featuring dog meds, wrinkled wedding dresses, and one very sketchy nap.
The Truth I’ve Been Swallowing for Years
I was emancipated at 17, ghosted by my own blood, and raised by the fire of starting over. This is my beginning.
I Was Going To Write This Sooner But Life Said No
From Tesla to RAM, from meltdown to rescue, this week was a movie I didn’t ask to be in.
Chaos, Couch Legs, and the Words That Saved Me
I missed graduation, nearly cried over furniture, and remembered I’m still a poet.
Maybe I’m Just a Late Bloomer
After years of working, skipping milestones, and surviving— I proved to myself I didn’t miss the moment.
Boring, Happy, and Slightly Unhinged
Poetry, Patents, and a 4-Foot Alien Named Stage-5 Clinger
This Is What Happens When You Don't Stay Small
I Was Supposed to Disappear. Instead, I Made Headlines.
When the Poem Is About Me
Poetry, trauma, and plunging necklines: This poem might ruin your day, wreck your makeup, or fix your whole life.
The Spy, the Storm, and the Slam I Didn’t Perform
I almost read a poem. I definitely spun like a tornado. My dad made the news. And no, I’m not a spy (but thanks for asking).
How Poetry, Go-Karts, and Three exes Took me out in the Same Week
This Week I Blacked Out (Twice), Got Hit with a Mallet, and Accidentally Took Out a Couple on a Date
From Mugshot to Miracle: My Harrowing Journey for My Shadow
Inside the late-night seizures, roadside chaos, and an emotional low that only a Dinosaur could fix.
To The Girl Who Cries Wolf
Scattering My Story Everywhere, and a Fiery Plea to Stop Crying Wolf Before It Costs
Why I’d Rather Melt Than Hit the Gym
Confessions from a sweat-phone and the unexpected way silence fuels my biggest breakthroughs
When Love Turns into a Blizzard
My 2 a.m. rescue run through a snow-packed cul-de-sac—and the hard-earned rules you need when someone you care about threatens to end it all.
Ordained, Deranged, and Dangerously Into Yogurt
A completely unsolicited list of things about me that reveal both character and probable brain damage.
When The Angels Come Out
On blue skies and letting this week be simple.
How I Lied My Way Into Power Before I Could Legally Order a Vodka Soda
Proof that audacity beats qualifications every single time.
Every Unhinged Thing I Had to Do to Be Taken Seriously at Work
On bronzer, fur coats, pants, mom cards, and the toolkit that kept me alive in rooms full of men twice my age.
⚠️ NETWORK PROGRAMMING NOTICE ⚠️
The reel jammed, the screen went to static, and Sheridan will return next week at 9/8 Central.
Stay 50 Feet Away at All Times
A protective order, a tired girl, and the reality so many of us carry in silence.
Papers Don't Mean Sh*t
I had to give up my favorite home, my city, and my sense of safety because a piece of paper couldn't protect me from a man with a tracking app.
The Cat, the Cabin, and the Claritin
In her latest hideout, Sheridan faces betrayal, bugs, and a cat with mob-boss energy, all while trying to stay alive, glam, and on brand.
Rejections, Resumés, and the Return of Sheridan Guerrette
Sheridan applies to a thousand jobs, reflects on power and purpose, and shares the preview of her newest song, Honey and Hay, a Hallmark Film-style love track born from her poetry notebook
This Week I Drove 1,400 Miles and Cried in a Storage Unit
How art dealers, fake résumés, and one very public panic attack humbled but not discontinued— my hot-girl era
Woman Compulsively Overshares, But People Somehow Still Don’t Know Anything About Her
On safety, storytelling, and the strange art of surviving your own extremes.
The Universe Keeps Leaving Its Abandoned Things on My Doorstep
A week of rescuing puppies, interviewing companies who weren’t ready for me, and remembering why love is Plan B and purpose is Plan A.
I'm Off To Atlanta. Also: I’ve Been Proposed To Four Times. Life Is Wild?
A little life update, a little chaos, and a few confessions I probably shouldn’t make online.
My Upper Lip Is Fake, My Career Is Real, and My Birthday Is Still Cursed
A deeply unserious update about Botox, writing, divorce, and being an ordained minister with a tragic 0–1 record.
I Don’t Know What I’m Doing (But It’s Working?)
Wrapping up TV episodes, abandoning my notebook, and realizing my voice matters more than the packaging.
I'm Back and Baby I Brought Context
Because a lot has happened, I look hotter, and I’m thinking clearer than ever.
I Didn’t Make a Resolution and Somehow Did Everything Anyway
Failure, ambition, abs, and a brief attempt at self-restraint
We'll Be Right Back After This Message
The Kind of News That Makes You Gasp + My Hands Are Currently Useless Bricks
Crying Over Directions & The Art of Forgiving Yourself
America's Chicken Noodle, Family Whiskey, and Trusting the Messy Middle
Starting Multiple Ventures At Once… And It’s Not Burning Me Out
Why breaking every “focus on one thing” rule feels sane for this perfectionist workaholic; plus the real update on my books, screenplay, and secret projects
Let’s Make a Sandwich Out of It
Caterpillars on My Face, a Southern Twang in the Supermarket, Kyle’s Sad Little Fern, and Banana Pie: The Secret Ingredients of My Favorite Sandwich.
I Don't Know How I Like My Eggs & Toast
Oversharing, Bad Exes, New Love, and the Small Panics of Building a Beautiful Life
You Perverts, This One’s About Kisses
Nitpicking, Free Memoir Downloads, Hottistic Reflections, Boyfriend Trauma, and the Exhausting Beauty of a Complicated Family
I’m Tired of Being an Anomaly
Notes from a Firecracker; What Nobody Tells You About Skipping Every Rung on the Ladder
Bitten By The Confidence Bug
Why 98 Poems Made Me Feel More Naked Than A Nude Editorial
Animals of Projection
She Hit Me, Yelled the N-Word, and Lied to 911… Did I Press Charges?
I Dumped My BF Via a Poem
I Hit Walls, Opened Doors, and Broke Up With Him Via a Poem
A Butterfly is a Girl's Only Friend
Toads, Butterflies, and the Loneliness Nobody Warned Us Freedom Would Come With
A Brief Intermission
Not an episode, but the Production Team has news worth sharing.
A Survival Guide to Men Who Love the Idea of You
How to know when someone loves the version they prefer, and other important lessons.
Non-Perishable Items
Perishable or not, black or white, and the colors I added later
Your Body is Trying to Tell You Something
How paying attention to my chakras changed the way I deal with anxiety, vices, and the urge to shut down— and how you can start reading your signals.
I Received the Same Punishment as an Accused Gang Rapist for Peeing in the Wrong Bathroom
A Cornell lawsuit alleges a gang rape at Chi Phi, enabled by sisters and minimized by the school. I grew up in a town that taught me how this works. I'm not shocked, and that should scare you.
I Am Not That Girl
Algorithm research is dead, growth gurus should shush up, paywalls are overrated, and I'd rather just be a real human being.
The Art of Leaving Well
Three exits that still sit with me, the etiquette of leaving, and the habits I questioned later.
The Real Reason Women Are Leaving Dating Apps
How dating-app visibility leaks offline, and why the cost of persistence is paid by women